"Valentine's Day is Such a Crock" - by Jim Troyer
Ken - "I bought you roses for Valentine's Day" with a big grin.
Barbie - "Oh, Ken! Your so romantic!"
What a load of regurgitation. Valentine’s Day is one of four things: a day womanhood thought up to receive more than their fare share of candy and flowers, a day manhood thought up to create another opportunity for sex (1) (because that is all us guys think about according to women), a day women thought up to create another opportunity for sex which they will all deny to the grave(2), and the last possibility: a feeble attempt to restore courage for guys who have trouble asking a girl out (society puts all the pressure on the guy which will be discussed below). 1. I do not and will not condone premarital sex 2. DEFINITELY TRUE
(Just a little note: I never like to write so when I do its when I am totally bored(I am totally caught up with 24 and cannot wait to watch the new episode on next Monday!)) Now on to the rest of the article…(I am so random haha) I was hoping to get this finished before midnight but the pictures took forever to get right…
The first and most likely thesis is that women want to get flowers and candy. Simply put… who wouldn’t. (that was short but I feel that covers it)
I would make a paragraph about the second thesis but everyone knows that it’s true. (Guys don’t exactly try to hide it.)
Would women actually create a day for sex? Heck yes. Women enjoy sex just as much as men. They definitely try to hide this but I’d put my money on this idea’s validity. God created sex and made it enjoyable for both sexes. (yay)
The last thesis is a great idea if guys thought of it. (I obviously didn’t think of it) But it is also a let down for geeks who want the stereotype hottie. As my last point I will write, society places too much pressure on the guy to start the relationship. Cliquish girl answer: "Your just saying that because you're a wuss and you are too afraid to ask a girl out." My answer: "Cram it dilwhore" (I just made the d word up by accident hehe, that's a great word) It’s a conspiracy that women have been covering up over the ages. I’ll explain it to you. In the days before technology, activities consisted of work and romance and women took care of the children. One day a woman (or women) thought of an idea. The logic process is as follows: women take care of children; children grow up doing what their mothers say. Women told little boys, “Now, when you grow up Jimmy you’ll be asking a girl out. That’s your responsibility.” and women told little girls, “Now, when you grow up Jane guys will ask you out because that’s their responsibility.” There it is. The Conspiracy ^
pics from concert on sunday:
Carl (Bass player and vocalist of Last Tuesday)
lead singer of Spoken
Spoken's Rhythm Guitarist (it's the best my phone can do with the crappy lighting, sorry)
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bassist from spoken (he broke a string HOW DO YOU DO THAT WITH A BASS???)
the spotlight
the spotlight from above ^
drummer of spoken (I couldn't get any better pics because he was too far away and I didn't get any pics of the lead guitarist because he always stayed back in his little dark corner)
Carl: hilarious guy from high school (Carl and Mindy were going crazy that night; they got dragged to the back of the crowd twice by security)
sorry just had to throw this in here BEST CAR EVER (Corvette Z06)
Again as stated in the previous post, If you actually read/viewed this entire post then go buy yourself some buffalo wings to reward yourself because I personally would have probably stopped reading partway through the valentine's day article. I do want everyone's opinion about the article. EVERYONE'S!
